Went to see Jeff Dunham tonight, show was great. He got hiccups during the act and actually managed to break part of the ceiling in the venue with his t-shirt launcher.

Double Plus Good

I ran through my Gmail spam and here's a list of the subjects minus the less imaginative ones:

Two bloodshot eyes
World with they covering of yellow flowers
But the third whose name was Beauty
She tried to make me have some bread and milk
The merchant had breakfast
I flailed and scratched at his face with my hands


Would wrong our very selves if we forgot 15
The frog hopped in and followed her
So far I forgive you


Bessie started to give me dusting and tidying jobs

I miss your smile
Call my cell

But the frog when he had received this promise
And wash with an immortal water age?

Her lips work well
Time for some beer

So, mom called me up about 20 minutes ago asking me if I wanted to go to the Pound. I stuttered and while I'm not against having another dog, going -there- just wouldn't be good for me right now. She was asking if I felt it was too soon to get another one, and while I kinda feel like that, I'm more concerned with the fact that I know those dogs are all there and wanting someone to take care of them and hoping to be taken out of puppy prison, and I won't be able to leave them behind. Now it's afterwards and I'm feeling guilty about Jasmin and not being able to do anything else to alleviate her pain at the end and missing her like hell. Also missing Ginger, Bubba, Dudley and Sissy while I'm at it. I'd really love to just have a dream with all my dogs surrounding me sleeping contently one night.

Sixteen and a half years ago to the day, an energetic loving furball came into my life, providing company and unconditional love. For all that time I have been blessed and am thankful I have had one of the most beautiful, smartest dogs in the world. Unfortunately I had to let her go this morning, and it is one of the hardest things I've ever had to do. My solace is knowing she's in a better place... and hope she can forgive me the wait until I see her again to give her another belly rub.

Got the thank you card... It's fucking awesome. Thanks!

What will tomorrow bring!

http://ladolcivita.blogspot.com/2009/04/snickerdoodle-bundt-cake.html


Also, slipped a disc in my back right at the base of my spine, my world has been a stabbing white hot icepick of pain all day.

So, I felt I should make a note of something fun that happened. I got a call today and the lady told me that I was picked as one of the winners from the radio station's online trivia contest last week. I won a full set of all the BK Star Trek Glasses, and the BK Kids Meal meal toys, and a $25 gift card for BK. Free stuff is always hella cool.

I picked up an app while I was there too, entry level receptionist position but it's better than what I've got now.

So, I went to Wolverine, and I enjoyed it a lot. I think Liev was awesome as Sabertooth and not knowing much about the Japan story-arc don't know if he'd get to be in it, but I sure as hell hope so.

Also, Star Trek was awesome. I don't know why people are randomly asking me if I've seen the movie yet though... cause so far 2 different people.. the clerk at the grocery store, a lady at work, both asked if I'd seen it. They both liked it. The only complaint I've heard is from my co-worker's dad who was annoyed they blew up a planet.

Good luck. Enjoy the post-op haze while it lasts.

You know.. I haven't worked at a restaurant for a year and a half, and I still have nightmares about it. I don't even know why I would have a nightmare about taking on a second job at red lobster and having to work the breakfast shift at 5am... I mean seriously... wtf? They don't even serve breakfast.

[16:17] Andy: okay, trip to the liquor store on my way home was hilarious
[16:18] Me: oh?
[16:18] Andy: I still have my alabama license so when the lady saw it, she goes huh. It says here your race is "white" I thought it was "caucasian" and I said, yeah well I'm from alabama, we dont have none of them caucasians. Just white people
[16:19] Me: ....ROFL
[16:21] Andy: she wasn't as amused as me

I really don't know what happened here but it looks like a PTCruiser got raped by a minivan and had a quasimodo kid when I see this thing: http://www.nissanusa.com/cube/

So, I got to witness some jackass stealing my mom's summer tires today.

I usually spend my days off here at their house with the dog, cause she's old and the cold weather hurts her joints. So I was napping earlier and had only been up for a short time and there was a knock on the door. I figured it was my grandma or someone just coming for a visit, not terribly uncommon, but it required pants... so I got my pants on and then checked the front door, no one was there. Checked the street to see if my grandma had went back to her car thinking I was asleep... nope, not there. I walked out of the House barefoot, a sock falling out from my pants leg as I moved and there was a white truck in our carport. I thought it was my dad... then noticed his Truck was on the other side of this new truck and suddenly wondered why he'd be knocking... THen I saw this guy hauling the tires into his truck, he yelled "gotta go" and then got in the truck and backed up and sped off... I was concentrating on the license plate to try and remember it just in case... saw the guy's girlfriend next to him on her cellphone... and they sped off like a bat out of hell. I immediately called my mom to find out if someone had been sent to pick up tires.. she didn't know, I called my dad... he said no, and to go after them... I told him it was too late.. they were going 70 in a residential and that was about 8 minutes ago... so I had to call the cops. Whee...

Me: So the police in Tri-cities bought a fancy bait car to catch car thieves
Me: ...and they show it on the news
Me: so now all the car thieves who watch Fox are going to know better than to try and steal white plymoth voyagers
Me: cause they're in such high demand

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/18/arts/18arts-AUSTENMEETSA_BRF.html?_r=3&ref=todayspaper

Perfect Wedding idea for you two.

This cracked me up and I had to share.

I randomly IM everyone on my BL with something completely off the wall to see what it creates...

Including misheard song lyrics.

Me: Music hits me so hard
Me: makes me say
Me: OH MY WORD
Nate: ...what music?
Me: THE MUSIC OF THE SPHERS!
Nate: Of the...the what?
Me: ....the spheres
Nate: Oh. The spheres!
Me: those things th at exist in the ineffible darkness of the void of oblivion
Nate: Well, you first tsaid the sphers.
Nate: And I didn't know what those were
Me: They're cheap factory outlet orbs that are discounted for being less than perfectly round