Random Insanity

Daily dose of D'awww

2009-12-03T02:39:41Z

Kamra

2009-12-02T02:37:08Z

Jeff Dunham

2009-11-16T06:23:08Z

Went to see Jeff Dunham tonight, show was great. He got hiccups during the act and actually managed to break part of the ceiling in the venue with his t-shirt launcher.

Double Plus Good

Spam Poetry?

2009-10-25T16:00:57Z

I ran through my Gmail spam and here's a list of the subjects minus the less imaginative ones:

Two bloodshot eyes
World with they covering of yellow flowers
But the third whose name was Beauty
She tried to make me have some bread and milk
The merchant had breakfast
I flailed and scratched at his face with my hands

Would wrong our very selves if we forgot 15
The frog hopped in and followed her
So far I forgive you

Bessie started to give me dusting and tidying jobs

I miss your smile
Call my cell

But the frog when he had received this promise
And wash with an immortal water age?

Her lips work well
Time for some beer

:/

2009-08-15T18:27:56Z

So, mom called me up about 20 minutes ago asking me if I wanted to go to the Pound. I stuttered and while I'm not against having another dog, going -there- just wouldn't be good for me right now. She was asking if I felt it was too soon to get another one, and while I kinda feel like that, I'm more concerned with the fact that I know those dogs are all there and wanting someone to take care of them and hoping to be taken out of puppy prison, and I won't be able to leave them behind. Now it's afterwards and I'm feeling guilty about Jasmin and not being able to do anything else to alleviate her pain at the end and missing her like hell. Also missing Ginger, Bubba, Dudley and Sissy while I'm at it. I'd really love to just have a dream with all my dogs surrounding me sleeping contently one night.

Jasmin

2009-08-04T16:01:48Z

Sixteen and a half years ago to the day, an energetic loving furball came into my life, providing company and unconditional love. For all that time I have been blessed and am thankful I have had one of the most beautiful, smartest dogs in the world. Unfortunately I had to let her go this morning, and it is one of the hardest things I've ever had to do. My solace is knowing she's in a better place... and hope she can forgive me the wait until I see her again to give her another belly rub.

Nate and Sarah

2009-07-15T06:23:49Z

Got the thank you card... It's fucking awesome. Thanks!

chaoticcore @ 2009-07-06T00:33:00

2009-07-06T07:34:01Z

What will tomorrow bring!

Snicker Doodle Bundt Cake

2009-06-21T07:09:23Z

http://ladolcivita.blogspot.com/2009/04/snickerdoodle-bundt-cake.html

Also, slipped a disc in my back right at the base of my spine, my world has been a stabbing white hot icepick of pain all day.

Cause I hardly ever share good fortune.

2009-05-11T20:44:10Z

So, I felt I should make a note of something fun that happened. I got a call today and the lady told me that I was picked as one of the winners from the radio station's online trivia contest last week. I won a full set of all the BK Star Trek Glasses, and the BK Kids Meal meal toys, and a $25 gift card for BK. Free stuff is always hella cool.

I picked up an app while I was there too, entry level receptionist position but it's better than what I've got now.

Movies

2009-05-10T06:56:12Z

So, I went to Wolverine, and I enjoyed it a lot. I think Liev was awesome as Sabertooth and not knowing much about the Japan story-arc don't know if he'd get to be in it, but I sure as hell hope so.

Also, Star Trek was awesome. I don't know why people are randomly asking me if I've seen the movie yet though... cause so far 2 different people.. the clerk at the grocery store, a lady at work, both asked if I'd seen it. They both liked it. The only complaint I've heard is from my co-worker's dad who was annoyed they blew up a planet.

chaoticcore @ 2009-04-27T15:43:00

2009-04-27T22:43:56Z

Joyce

2009-04-27T17:36:19Z

Good luck. Enjoy the post-op haze while it lasts.

chaoticcore @ 2009-04-25T08:35:00

2009-04-25T15:37:54Z

You know.. I haven't worked at a restaurant for a year and a half, and I still have nightmares about it. I don't even know why I would have a nightmare about taking on a second job at red lobster and having to work the breakfast shift at 5am... I mean seriously... wtf? They don't even serve breakfast.

chaoticcore @ 2009-04-03T18:10:00

2009-04-04T01:12:13Z

[16:17] Andy: okay, trip to the liquor store on my way home was hilarious
[16:18] Me: oh?
[16:18] Andy: I still have my alabama license so when the lady saw it, she goes huh. It says here your race is "white" I thought it was "caucasian" and I said, yeah well I'm from alabama, we dont have none of them caucasians. Just white people
[16:19] Me: ....ROFL
[16:21] Andy: she wasn't as amused as me

What the bloody hell happened....

2009-03-21T08:30:30Z

I really don't know what happened here but it looks like a PTCruiser got raped by a minivan and had a quasimodo kid when I see this thing: http://www.nissanusa.com/cube/

Oddity

2009-03-18T00:50:05Z

So, I got to witness some jackass stealing my mom's summer tires today.

I usually spend my days off here at their house with the dog, cause she's old and the cold weather hurts her joints. So I was napping earlier and had only been up for a short time and there was a knock on the door. I figured it was my grandma or someone just coming for a visit, not terribly uncommon, but it required pants... so I got my pants on and then checked the front door, no one was there. Checked the street to see if my grandma had went back to her car thinking I was asleep... nope, not there. I walked out of the House barefoot, a sock falling out from my pants leg as I moved and there was a white truck in our carport. I thought it was my dad... then noticed his Truck was on the other side of this new truck and suddenly wondered why he'd be knocking... THen I saw this guy hauling the tires into his truck, he yelled "gotta go" and then got in the truck and backed up and sped off... I was concentrating on the license plate to try and remember it just in case... saw the guy's girlfriend next to him on her cellphone... and they sped off like a bat out of hell. I immediately called my mom to find out if someone had been sent to pick up tires.. she didn't know, I called my dad... he said no, and to go after them... I told him it was too late.. they were going 70 in a residential and that was about 8 minutes ago... so I had to call the cops. Whee...

chaoticcore @ 2009-02-27T09:25:00

2009-02-27T17:29:48Z

Random Newsbyte Commentary

2009-02-20T06:19:12Z

Me: So the police in Tri-cities bought a fancy bait car to catch car thieves
Me: ...and they show it on the news
Me: so now all the car thieves who watch Fox are going to know better than to try and steal white plymoth voyagers
Me: cause they're in such high demand

For Nate and Sara

2009-02-19T04:48:23Z

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/18/arts/18arts-AUSTENMEETSA_BRF.html?_r=3&ref=todayspaper

Perfect Wedding idea for you two.

David After Dentist

2009-02-09T07:23:57Z

This cracked me up and I had to share.

What I do when I'm bored at night....

2009-01-18T09:13:53Z

I randomly IM everyone on my BL with something completely off the wall to see what it creates...

Including misheard song lyrics.

Me: Music hits me so hard
Me: makes me say
Me: OH MY WORD
Nate: ...what music?
Me: THE MUSIC OF THE SPHERS!
Nate: Of the...the what?
Me: ....the spheres
Nate: Oh. The spheres!
Me: those things th at exist in the ineffible darkness of the void of oblivion
Nate: Well, you first tsaid the sphers.
Nate: And I didn't know what those were
Me: They're cheap factory outlet orbs that are discounted for being less than perfectly round

An unrelated note....

2009-01-03T07:07:24Z

[22:58] Me: introducing foods to my grandma is dangerous
[22:58] Imyrr: oh?
[23:00] Me: I made some pork back ribs, boiled them in coke for a few hours, bake them with some bbq sauce afterwards to dry them out a bit
[23:00] Me: she loved them
[23:01] Me: fall off the bone tender... great flavor
[23:01] Imyrr: *g*
[23:01] Imyrr: <3 bbq
[23:01] Me: I know have to make them at least every two weeks. >[
[23:01] Me: The woman doesn't believe in moderation
[23:02] Me: Bratwurst... I never had them, decided to try them... boiled them in Beer, onion, and garlic
[23:02] Me: again... another rut created
[23:02] Me: same thing with lemon chicken
[23:02] Imyrr: haha
[23:03] Me: and god forbid you say you don't want something cause then she gets it in her mind that you don't like it
[23:04] Me: she doesn't realize there's an entire grocery store dependent on us being consumer whores and wanting variety in our meals

chaoticcore @ 2009-01-02T23:05:00

2009-01-03T07:05:38Z

Like a lot of people, I've taken to naming my computers etc... I just kind of think it spiralled a bit out of control. That and I'm running out of names I like that fit the electronics.

Desktop: Teletran1
First Laptop: Vector Sigma
New Laptop: All spark
Ipod: Soundwave
Cellphone: Ravage
Digital Camera: Lazerbeak
Router1: AlphaTrion
Router2: Shockwave
Wii: Optimus
PS3: Unicron

A friend at work named his cell Tardis.

Alas Poor Chris, I knew him well...

2008-12-27T05:30:15Z

So, Chris has been deported and shipped off to Mexico.

How do I know this? He promised to call me to allay my concerns of him travelling cross country by car. He has yet to do so. Until then I am going to assume the worst. If he isn't at least I'll be able to guilt trip him to hell when he finally gets off his sorry hispanic ass and calls me.